Monday, 31 December 2007

Happy New Year!


So, 2oo8 is finally here...

I can't say taht I'm very happy myself, but I can't help it so I just hope it's gonna be a good one :)

Hope you're all past hangover already and taht you had a lovely party.

Cher herself partied in royal style, attending Prince Bokka's fest (naturally she made sure not to meet the Prince himself as he tends to... party... too much) :)

She also treaded herself some fireworks in Saint Anjeka's Shrine ;)

Saturday, 29 December 2007

Grenth's Bunny!


Sexy and Glamour, Grenth's Bunny is a symbol of welth and power every hero dreams of!

Wouldn't you like to be served by a Bunny like that? Sure, the price is hight (your soul), but it's well, well worth it!

So join now the exclusive, VIP Club of Grenth (with a moderate fee of one Glob of Ectoplasm a month... and your soul, of course), located in beautiful, secluded Plains of Underworld and treat yourself some luxury and fun!*


*"Look, but don't touch!" rule applies! touching the Bunny is, naturally, strictly prohibited; unless, of course, you're Grenth, who you naturally ain't.

Even Lord Grenth himself ain't resistant to Bunny Charm!

Noone stays unaffected, when Bunny does The Dip :D

Grenth wants YOU! to choose the RIGHT side at Wintersday Finale!


You surely all know which side is right! *

*tips: which one has Ectos (lllots) and... The Bunny, naturally!

Wednesday, 26 December 2007

Agent's Cherrie special mission


Cheryl is, naturally, supporting the right side of the conflict.

Grenth's agents have informed us that a great sock full of Dwayna's gifts for Istan folk was being assambled near the ruins of Faranur. In the name of Grenth (and Ecto!) I shall bring this blasphemy down!


And what am I supposed to do with you Ursula?

Such a charming bear you are, but on the wrong side of the conflict...

Have a Very Grentchie Wintersday!


Cher asked a friend to make a photo of her with Wintersday's tree at the back to make some occasional postcards with.

Apparently, the friend was of the opposite sex... So what she got was a photo of a "if you stare at this photo long enough, you might see a tree; we asure you it's there" kind.

Well, it has to do...

PS. When the heck did she have time for plastic surgery?!? She became jealous of the Ritualists i guess.... :(

Sunday, 23 December 2007

Caroling for Grenth!

Look at all these happy people everywhere. It makes me want
to vomit. I look forward to wiping the smiles off their faces and doing
my part for Grenth.


Silence you Dwayna-lovers! Listen to a true song of the season! Any who interrupt our performance will be cursed by Grenth.


"We wish you a frigid winter, we wish you a frigid winter...
We wish you a frigid winter, and a curse-ed next year...
Cold tidings we bring to you and your kin...
Cold tidings for winter and a curse-ed next year...
Oh bring us some rotting corpses, oh bring us some rotting corpses...
Oh bring us some rotting corpses and a sacrificed deer...
We won't go until we get some, we won't go until we get some...
We won't go until we get some, so bring it right now...
We wish you a frigid winter, we wish you a frigid winter...
We wish you a frigid winter, and a curse-ed next year.

Grenth rest ye angry Necro Monks...
Let nothing you dismay...
Remember Grenth our merciless lord...
Will come in Wintersday...
To save us all from Dwayna's power...
So we can go astray...
O, soul reaping, minions, and barbs...
Minions and barbs...
O, soul reaping, minions, and barbs...

On the final day of wintersday, my lord Grenth gave to me...
Twelve wells of suffering...
Eleven lords a wailing...
Ten necrid horseman...
Nine spiteful spirits...
Eight souls a reaping...
Seven rotting corpses...
Six globs of ectoplasm...
Five priiimevviiiiiil kings...
Four grasping ghouls...
Three bone fiends...
Two soul barbs...
And a rotscale in a dead tree.

Deathily chills, deathly chills...
all on Wintersday...
Oh what fun it is to Hex, and raise minions while you slay. Hey!
Dashing through the gates...
Our opponents we will slay...
To the flag stand we go...
Laughing all the way, ha ha ha!
Our hexed foes how they'll die...
Making minions rise...
Oh what fun it is to kill another Guild Lord tonight!"

Yes, I hate Christmas Holidays. So I'm all for Grenth!

That's one of the reasons why I love Grenth's carolers so much. Besides, the lyrics are just... awesome. Almost as good as Ahmend the Mad Terrorist's ones ^^

Enjoy... and Grenchie X-Mas again!

Wintersday is here!


Wintersday is here! The sudden chill forced Cheryl to cover her stylish, sexy Obsydian with an apropriate winter coat. Fortunatelly, the coat is sexy enough for mesmer to wear ;) Btw, it ain't hard to guess who will Cherrie support? :>

Anyway... let's have fun!

There'll be dancing...


There'll be feasting...


-Candycanes..! My Precioussssssss!
-Cher.. You remember Dragon Festival..? Please restrain yourself just a bit...
-Um
U.U I know I should, I mean, it's not like I have to eat ALL the sweets withing the nest few days... but... I think I will anyways!
-Cher..! Than again... if you gonna lean like that..
]:>
*slap*

And Snowman Summoning...

So who pu this little guy up there? ^^

And some competition too!

Give it your best this year, Dwayna!
unless you design a really, REALLY cool headgear this year, you gonna loose again!
Ha!

So, have fun, folks!
Consume sweets, gather gifts or drink Eggnog all Wintersday long!
I know I will.

Have a very Grenchie XMas!

Wednesday, 19 December 2007

Christmas card from ANet!

Now this surprised me! In a good way :)







I'm gonna make some proper scans tomm, blame my laptop's webcam for the poor quality.

Saturday, 8 December 2007

Better match


Tormented foci have a nasty habbit of clipping. And I ain't a fan of piercing...
But fortunatelly, as I am a mesmer, I could get myself a better match!
Doesn't it look awesome? i payed so much for this baby... because who on earth collects mesmer drops these days?

But I'm happy. It all starts with good looks :)

...which gave me... Kind of a Big Deal lvl 5


It does smell nice :)

Now, for the grind-fest titles. But now as hard as I did with the previous 26, I need to focus on my studies and I can't spend all nights in-game. Just 4 more to go, should be like 4-5 events and done!

Yay :)

...which gave me... Legendary Vanquisher


Finally. I've spilled so much blood, took so many lives...

Bless the Souls I send to Chaos, as I used to say...

Tyrian Vanquisher...


All of Ascalon done in one nasty, sneaky, hidden run...

I'm so glad it doesn't seem I have to go back there anytime soon.

Monday, 3 December 2007

Late update notice


Aah I totally forgot... I have this baby for like one week+ but I didn't update my collection here... Maybe because I never get to use it ^^ but it's there waiting for me if I'm ever in a need for an offhand to my caster spear :)